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I Keep All My Dad Jokes Tees Merch Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ Made to Order
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildanยฎ blanks โ the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
๐ธ Mockup is a tee โ but weโve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
What Makes It Hit Different
- ๐จ Colors That Stay โ Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ still looks fresh.
- ๐งต Premium Feel โ Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโll feel the difference.
- ๐ Fits Like It Should โ Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
- ๐บ๐ธ Cotton Done Right โ Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.
Fabric Breakdown
- T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton โ airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
- Fleece (Sweatshirt & Hoodie): 8 oz cotton/poly blend โ warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.
- Fabric note โ Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.
Color & Size Guide
Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
Shipping & Delivery
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโt possible for made-to-order items, but weโre here if you need anything.
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