Grinch Santa Claus I’ll eat bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your Christmas shirt

Grinch Santa Claus I’ll eat bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your Christmas shirt

Unisex T-Shirt / Black / S
Sale price  $24.94 Regular price  $32.94
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Grinch Santa Claus I’ll eat bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your Christmas shirt

Grinch Santa Claus I’ll eat bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your Christmas shirt

Sale price  $24.94 Regular price  $32.94
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Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite

Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.

📸 The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • 🎨 No Cheap Print Here – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
  • 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 US Cotton, Real Quality – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.

What It’s Made Of

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Pick Your Color & Size

Find your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Shipping Details

  • Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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